How to Make Love Like an Englishman

By day, Richard Haig (Pierce Brosnan) is a successful and well-respected English professor at renowned College, where he teaches 18th century romantic poetry. By night, Richard indulges his own romantic fantasies with a steady stream of beautiful undergraduates, who are more than happy to quote Byron and take off their clothes.

So when Kate (Jessica Alba), Richard's tanned, athletic, 25-year-old American girlfriend tells him that she is pregnant, Richard is thrilled. There is only one problem--Richard's not in love with Kate. Richard is in love with Kate's sister, Oliver (Salma Hayek).